Friday, May 30, 2014

I Feel Like An Idiot. But I Am An Idiot, So It Kinda Works Out.

hello people,

this is just a little heads up that I have decided to try my luck with podcasting. The vlog life is just not for me. I will still post on this page when i have a new podcast up or if i need to share a pic with you guys, but my main posts will be on my podcast page now.

check it out at slayerofzombies.podomatic.com

or dont.

whatever floats your boat man.


Monday, May 12, 2014

I Got You A Suite At The Fucking Plaza Hotel

SOOOOOOO Kevin just came out with his top 38 most desirable women, and my main thing with it was, he had a fucking bonus picture. A BONUS PICTURE. If I would have known we were allowed to do that, that would have been great, Kevin! I know you were just trying to one-up me though! So I'm gonna one-up you! TWO bonus pictures. Suck it.




Ladies and Gents, I give you Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs


aaaaand Gillian Jacobs and Alison Brie.


and now, a moment of silence to take in all of the sexiness.

Tuesday, May 6, 2014

We're All Kinds Of Crazy Town Banana Pants

Hello all,

Boredom has struck as I sit here at 2:43 A.M. and I have decided to upload a couple of pictures to the blog to update you all on my recent endeavors.








So Kevin and I have been fishing at least four times now and I haven't even gotten close to catching a fish. Much less a marlin. And yes, I purposefully didn't include his face in the picture because I wanted to preserve the mystery of the guy behind my rival blog.








I am considering this as my next tattoo. Minus the chinese words of course. And yes, this is a dragon, since no one seemed to know what it was. Or I could just get the Spider-Man symbol. Decisions, decisions.








Erdem was sooo nervous losing his virginity at the Rocky Horror Picture Show on Friday night. But I gotta say, I was impressed by his suck and blow skills. Well done kid. Oh I'm sorry, you are a man now. Well done man.






I have recently started watching two shows, Penny Dreadful (which is new) and Suburgatory (which is not) so I guess I will be letting you guys know what I think of them as soon as I can watch more than the pilot episode of each. I gotta say though, they both have potential. Not to mention, they both have really beautiful female leads. So that's a plus.









And in honor of binge re-watching Community with Kevin, may I present one of my favorite cast pictures. Have I ever mentioned how much I love this show? Because I do. I really do.




Monday, May 5, 2014

AskTaylor's Top 99 Most Desirable Women!

Yes, I know this isn't a vlog, and I'm sure you are all upset. But anyway, this blogpost is inspired by Kevin, who showed me a list of AskMen's top 99 most desirable women of 2014. While they had a lot of desirable women on the list, it had a large amount of models on it, and I just wasn't that impressed. So I am making my own top 99 which will consist mostly of actresses (naturally) and pretty much every redhead in Hollywood. I JUST WANT TO LIVE IN A WORLD FULL OF REDHEADED WOMEN. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK? And bows and arrows. You put a bow and arrow into a woman's hand and it she is automatically more attractive. Redheads with bow and arrows. The perfect woman. *sigh*. Bear with me on the rankings, as it is really hard to choose between these women. So here goes nothing.








99. Yvonne Strahovski


98. Haley Bennett


97. Gemma Arterton




96. Skyler Samuels




95. Emily Bett Rickards



94. Lizzy Caplan



93. Emily Browning


92. Evangeline Lilly


91. Maggie Grace


90. Anna Kendrick





89. Jena Malone


88. Ashley Greene



87. Taylor Schilling


86. Emily Osment


85. Juno Temple


84. Sophie Lowe



83. Kristen Bell




82. Cara Delevingne



81. Olivia Cooke




80. Alexandra Daddario (major bonus points for some of the most beautiful eyes i've ever seen)


79. Emily Blunt



78. Zoe Saldana



77. Victoria Justice





76. Bonnie Wright (uhm guys, its GINNY WEASLEY. NUFF SAID.)


75. Emmy Rossum




74. Elizabeth Banks



73. Mary Elizabeth Winstead



72. Sarah Paulson



71. Holland Roden




70. Leven Rambin


69. Melanie Laurent


68. Vera Farmiga




67. Abbie Cornish



66. Liana Liberato


65. Rashida Jones




64. Scarlett Johansson




63. Abigail Breslin





62. Crystal Reed





61. Ellen Page





60. Nicola Peltz





59. Amanda Seyfried







58. Mischa Barton (Okay, so she may be a mess right now, but back in the good old days of The OC, there was not a more beautiful woman around. But seriously, who wasn't in love with Marissa Cooper.)





57. Natalie Dormer







56. Charlize Theron




55. Anna Sophia Robb






54. Alexandra Breckenridge




53. Kat Dennings





52. Lucy Hale




51. Teresa Palmer



50. Katie Stevens





49. Claire Holt





48. Dianna Agron





47. Cobie Smulders



46. Leah Pipes



45. Lyndsy Fonseca



44. Elizabeth Olsen



43. Willa Holland



42. Hayden Panettiere




41. Ashley Benson



40. Rose Leslie


39. Alexis Bledel


38. Kat Graham



37. Lily Rabe





36. Sophie Turner



35. Amy Poehler



34. Jemima Kirke



33. Emily Van Camp



32. Lena Headey




31. Phoebe Tonkin






30.  Saoirse Ronan




29. Diane Kruger




28. Rachel Bilson




27. Allison Williams



26. Britt Robertson




25. Hilarie Burton





24. Aubrey Plaza




23. Rachel Weisz




22. Olivia Wilde



21. Kate Mara




20. Michelle Trachtenberg




19. Mila Kunis




18. Lily Collins





17. Amber Heard




16. Shailene Woodley



15. Rooney Mara



14. Kathryn Prescott (errmahhgoddddd skins)




13. Gillian Jacobs





12. Emma Watson






11. Emilia Clarke




10. Chloe Grace Moretz




9. Brie Larson




8. Alison Brie



7. Karen Gillan




6. Jane Levy





5. Eva Green




4. Emma Stone



3. Kaya Scodelario (ermahhgahdddd SKINSSS)


2. Jennifer Lawrence



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