hello people,
this is just a little heads up that I have decided to try my luck with podcasting. The vlog life is just not for me. I will still post on this page when i have a new podcast up or if i need to share a pic with you guys, but my main posts will be on my podcast page now.
check it out at slayerofzombies.podomatic.com
or dont.
whatever floats your boat man.
Vlog of Awesomeness
To see what I am responding to in my vlog, see kev1uno.wordpress.com
Friday, May 30, 2014
Monday, May 12, 2014
I Got You A Suite At The Fucking Plaza Hotel
SOOOOOOO Kevin just came out with his top 38 most desirable women, and my main thing with it was, he had a fucking bonus picture. A BONUS PICTURE. If I would have known we were allowed to do that, that would have been great, Kevin! I know you were just trying to one-up me though! So I'm gonna one-up you! TWO bonus pictures. Suck it.
Ladies and Gents, I give you Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs
aaaaand Gillian Jacobs and Alison Brie.
Ladies and Gents, I give you Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs
aaaaand Gillian Jacobs and Alison Brie.
and now, a moment of silence to take in all of the sexiness.
Tuesday, May 6, 2014
We're All Kinds Of Crazy Town Banana Pants
Hello all,
Boredom has struck as I sit here at 2:43 A.M. and I have decided to upload a couple of pictures to the blog to update you all on my recent endeavors.
Boredom has struck as I sit here at 2:43 A.M. and I have decided to upload a couple of pictures to the blog to update you all on my recent endeavors.
So Kevin and I have been fishing at least four times now and I haven't even gotten close to catching a fish. Much less a marlin. And yes, I purposefully didn't include his face in the picture because I wanted to preserve the mystery of the guy behind my rival blog.
I am considering this as my next tattoo. Minus the chinese words of course. And yes, this is a dragon, since no one seemed to know what it was. Or I could just get the Spider-Man symbol. Decisions, decisions.
Erdem was sooo nervous losing his virginity at the Rocky Horror Picture Show on Friday night. But I gotta say, I was impressed by his suck and blow skills. Well done kid. Oh I'm sorry, you are a man now. Well done man.
I have recently started watching two shows, Penny Dreadful (which is new) and Suburgatory (which is not) so I guess I will be letting you guys know what I think of them as soon as I can watch more than the pilot episode of each. I gotta say though, they both have potential. Not to mention, they both have really beautiful female leads. So that's a plus.
And in honor of binge re-watching Community with Kevin, may I present one of my favorite cast pictures. Have I ever mentioned how much I love this show? Because I do. I really do.
Monday, May 5, 2014
AskTaylor's Top 99 Most Desirable Women!
Yes, I know this isn't a vlog, and I'm sure you are all upset. But anyway, this blogpost is inspired by Kevin, who showed me a list of AskMen's top 99 most desirable women of 2014. While they had a lot of desirable women on the list, it had a large amount of models on it, and I just wasn't that impressed. So I am making my own top 99 which will consist mostly of actresses (naturally) and pretty much every redhead in Hollywood. I JUST WANT TO LIVE IN A WORLD FULL OF REDHEADED WOMEN. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK? And bows and arrows. You put a bow and arrow into a woman's hand and it she is automatically more attractive. Redheads with bow and arrows. The perfect woman. *sigh*. Bear with me on the rankings, as it is really hard to choose between these women. So here goes nothing.
99. Yvonne Strahovski
99. Yvonne Strahovski
98. Haley Bennett
97. Gemma Arterton
96. Skyler Samuels
95. Emily Bett Rickards
94. Lizzy Caplan
93. Emily Browning
92. Evangeline Lilly
91. Maggie Grace
90. Anna Kendrick
89. Jena Malone
88. Ashley Greene
87. Taylor Schilling
86. Emily Osment
85. Juno Temple
84. Sophie Lowe
83. Kristen Bell
82. Cara Delevingne
81. Olivia Cooke
80. Alexandra Daddario (major bonus points for some of the most beautiful eyes i've ever seen)
79. Emily Blunt
78. Zoe Saldana
77. Victoria Justice
76. Bonnie Wright (uhm guys, its GINNY WEASLEY. NUFF SAID.)
75. Emmy Rossum
74. Elizabeth Banks
73. Mary Elizabeth Winstead
72. Sarah Paulson
71. Holland Roden
70. Leven Rambin
69. Melanie Laurent
68. Vera Farmiga
67. Abbie Cornish
66. Liana Liberato
65. Rashida Jones
64. Scarlett Johansson
63. Abigail Breslin
62. Crystal Reed
61. Ellen Page
60. Nicola Peltz
59. Amanda Seyfried
58. Mischa Barton (Okay, so she may be a mess right now, but back in the good old days of The OC, there was not a more beautiful woman around. But seriously, who wasn't in love with Marissa Cooper.)
57. Natalie Dormer
56. Charlize Theron
55. Anna Sophia Robb
54. Alexandra Breckenridge
53. Kat Dennings
52. Lucy Hale
51. Teresa Palmer
50. Katie Stevens
49. Claire Holt
48. Dianna Agron
47. Cobie Smulders
46. Leah Pipes
45. Lyndsy Fonseca
44. Elizabeth Olsen
43. Willa Holland
42. Hayden Panettiere
41. Ashley Benson
40. Rose Leslie
39. Alexis Bledel
38. Kat Graham
37. Lily Rabe
36. Sophie Turner
35. Amy Poehler
34. Jemima Kirke
33. Emily Van Camp
32. Lena Headey
31. Phoebe Tonkin
30. Saoirse Ronan
29. Diane Kruger
28. Rachel Bilson
27. Allison Williams
26. Britt Robertson
25. Hilarie Burton
24. Aubrey Plaza
23. Rachel Weisz
22. Olivia Wilde
21. Kate Mara
20. Michelle Trachtenberg
19. Mila Kunis
18. Lily Collins
17. Amber Heard
16. Shailene Woodley
15. Rooney Mara
14. Kathryn Prescott (errmahhgoddddd skins)
13. Gillian Jacobs
12. Emma Watson
11. Emilia Clarke
10. Chloe Grace Moretz
9. Brie Larson
8. Alison Brie
7. Karen Gillan
6. Jane Levy
5. Eva Green
4. Emma Stone
3. Kaya Scodelario (ermahhgahdddd SKINSSS)
2. Jennifer Lawrence
1. Taissa Farmiga
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