Vlog of Awesomeness: May 2014

Friday, May 30, 2014

I Feel Like An Idiot. But I Am An Idiot, So It Kinda Works Out.

hello people,

this is just a little heads up that I have decided to try my luck with podcasting. The vlog life is just not for me. I will still post on this page when i have a new podcast up or if i need to share a pic with you guys, but my main posts will be on my podcast page now.

check it out at slayerofzombies.podomatic.com

or dont.

whatever floats your boat man.

Monday, May 12, 2014

I Got You A Suite At The Fucking Plaza Hotel

SOOOOOOO Kevin just came out with his top 38 most desirable women, and my main thing with it was, he had a fucking bonus picture. A BONUS PICTURE. If I would have known we were allowed to do that, that would have been great, Kevin! I know you were just trying to one-up me though! So I'm gonna one-up you! TWO bonus pictures. Suck it.

Ladies and Gents, I give you Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs

aaaaand Gillian Jacobs and Alison Brie.

and now, a moment of silence to take in all of the sexiness.

Tuesday, May 6, 2014

We're All Kinds Of Crazy Town Banana Pants

Hello all,

Boredom has struck as I sit here at 2:43 A.M. and I have decided to upload a couple of pictures to the blog to update you all on my recent endeavors.

So Kevin and I have been fishing at least four times now and I haven't even gotten close to catching a fish. Much less a marlin. And yes, I purposefully didn't include his face in the picture because I wanted to preserve the mystery of the guy behind my rival blog.

I am considering this as my next tattoo. Minus the chinese words of course. And yes, this is a dragon, since no one seemed to know what it was. Or I could just get the Spider-Man symbol. Decisions, decisions.

Erdem was sooo nervous losing his virginity at the Rocky Horror Picture Show on Friday night. But I gotta say, I was impressed by his suck and blow skills. Well done kid. Oh I'm sorry, you are a man now. Well done man.

I have recently started watching two shows, Penny Dreadful (which is new) and Suburgatory (which is not) so I guess I will be letting you guys know what I think of them as soon as I can watch more than the pilot episode of each. I gotta say though, they both have potential. Not to mention, they both have really beautiful female leads. So that's a plus.

And in honor of binge re-watching Community with Kevin, may I present one of my favorite cast pictures. Have I ever mentioned how much I love this show? Because I do. I really do.

Monday, May 5, 2014

AskTaylor's Top 99 Most Desirable Women!

Yes, I know this isn't a vlog, and I'm sure you are all upset. But anyway, this blogpost is inspired by Kevin, who showed me a list of AskMen's top 99 most desirable women of 2014. While they had a lot of desirable women on the list, it had a large amount of models on it, and I just wasn't that impressed. So I am making my own top 99 which will consist mostly of actresses (naturally) and pretty much every redhead in Hollywood. I JUST WANT TO LIVE IN A WORLD FULL OF REDHEADED WOMEN. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK? And bows and arrows. You put a bow and arrow into a woman's hand and it she is automatically more attractive. Redheads with bow and arrows. The perfect woman. *sigh*. Bear with me on the rankings, as it is really hard to choose between these women. So here goes nothing.

99. Yvonne Strahovski

98. Haley Bennett

97. Gemma Arterton

96. Skyler Samuels

95. Emily Bett Rickards

94. Lizzy Caplan

93. Emily Browning

92. Evangeline Lilly

91. Maggie Grace

90. Anna Kendrick

89. Jena Malone

88. Ashley Greene

87. Taylor Schilling

86. Emily Osment

85. Juno Temple

84. Sophie Lowe

83. Kristen Bell

82. Cara Delevingne

81. Olivia Cooke

80. Alexandra Daddario (major bonus points for some of the most beautiful eyes i've ever seen)

79. Emily Blunt

78. Zoe Saldana

77. Victoria Justice

76. Bonnie Wright (uhm guys, its GINNY WEASLEY. NUFF SAID.)

75. Emmy Rossum

74. Elizabeth Banks

73. Mary Elizabeth Winstead

72. Sarah Paulson

71. Holland Roden

70. Leven Rambin

69. Melanie Laurent

68. Vera Farmiga

67. Abbie Cornish

66. Liana Liberato

65. Rashida Jones

64. Scarlett Johansson

63. Abigail Breslin

62. Crystal Reed

61. Ellen Page

60. Nicola Peltz

59. Amanda Seyfried

58. Mischa Barton (Okay, so she may be a mess right now, but back in the good old days of The OC, there was not a more beautiful woman around. But seriously, who wasn't in love with Marissa Cooper.)